Fanmail #12

From sakura-soldier via Tumblr: For the escorts of the 125th Games, Upward Voyager members (+Thack), Numitor, Aristotle, and Trixie: If you could ship the following Capitolites (Lux, Cupid, Piccolo, Viola, Vanellope, Boniface, Honoré, Joost, President Blossius, Saxon, Blaine, Benjamin, Emmet, and Anna) with themselves, tributes, mentors, and/or yourself disregarding age, sexuality, and current relationship statuses, who would you ship and why (bonus points if we can see the victims' reactions to your ships)? 

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Phil: Alright, I'll take control of this answer to make sure everything remains orderly. Just a note, not everyone's going to answer every question because redundancy. So, I suppose we start with Lux. 

Wolf: I ship him with Phil! 

Phil: -_- LET IT DIE

Wolf: NEVER!

Phil: Okay, but legimately. 

Numitor: I ship him with Cupid. 

Aristotle: Clux!! 

Trixie: CLUX! 

Wolf: I don't know either well, but Lux seems to be happy with Cupid so I guess I'd say Clux.

Thor: *shaking Scorpio by the shoulders* TELL ME ALREADY DAMMIT!!

Scorpio: *shit-eating grin* NEVER!

Thor: AGGGHHHH!!

Scorpio: AHAHAHAHA!! >:D

Namibia: Clux indeed. I mean, I would ship him with Cart if that meant that Chance and Wicke would get farther.

Cerena: I heard that Vesperus slept with Lux, but probably just for information. 

Anakyn: Cupid seems like a no-good jerk, though, so I don't think I can ship Clux. Lux needs someone that actually makes him happy. 

Demetrius: Everyone is loving the idea of the Head Gamemaker falling in love when that's the theme of the Quell! So Clux for me! 

Charlemagne: Alchemy says that Numitor seems to like Lux, so I suppose I could get behind Clux. Cupid needs someone to really help get him back on track.  

Lux: *lovesick sigh* Oh, Clux...

(*Mav's ghost yelling in the distance*) (Only Legend and maybe Dreamer will understand this reference)

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Phil: Cupid next. Alright, we already established Clux, anyone have any other ideas? 

Bonita: I've heard this talk about Quantartan. 

Thack: Oh, I've heard it too!  

Numitor: I don't actually want Tartan as my other godparent... 

Aristotle: Tartan is a Victor though! That'd be so cool!! 

Numitor: *shakes head* 

Bonita: He's batshit crazy. 

Anakyn: I escorted while he was mentoring and I have to say I agree. *snickers* They deserve each other. 

Numitor: Don't say that, Ani...

Anakyn: Oh, I'm just kidding. You deserve much better than that nutjob. 

Jovia: Yeah, Tartan seems like he's got a few screws loose. Cupid and Lux do seem quite happy together. 

Numitor: Clux. Maybe Lux will cure his heartbreak. 

Aristotle: Clux! 

Cupid: *small smile* Maybe. 

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Phil: Piccolo? 

Wolf: Oh, they were totally living it up with Ollie! 

Bonaventure: *nods* Ollie seemed pretty distracted when they were telling us about the party. 

Aristotle: Ooo! Cute! 

Alanena: Piccolo also seems pretty close to Anna Magdalena, but I think they're just friends. 

Thack: I'd ship myself with Piccolo, maybe! I mean, they're just so fun! And pretty kind, too! 

Scorpio: *being shaken by Thor still* I-I-I could se-e-e that! 

Thor: TELL ME

Scorpio: A-A-A-AH! 

Wolf: I ship them with Phil!

Phil: -_- Whyyyyy

Anakyn: *laughs* You have to admit the repetition makes it funnier. 

Phil: It makes us sound like a meme T.T 

Pluto: Are you implying that we're not memes? 

Wolf: HELL YEAH WE'RE MEMES!

Scorpio: >:D

Piccolo: *smiles and shrugs* I'm staying single for now, but... Maybe some of you have the right idea. 

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Phil: Viola. 

Anakyn: Viola needs someone that can keep up with her for sure.

Wolf: I'd date Viola! She's a cool girl. 

Phil: You and Viola would be a pair to fear if you were together. 

Wolf: *evil laughter* We'd TAKE OVER THE WORLD TOGETHER!! 

Thack: I regret this question. 

Namibia: Viola would be good with Wolf! I could also see her with Anakyn! 

Anakyn: Me?! Why? 

Namibia: Because you're both just so energetic! 

Numitor: Viola acts a lot like Helen does... They're very similar. 

Anakyn: Wh-What does Helen have to do with any of this!? 

Numitor: *giggles* I dunno. I'm just messing with you. 

Anakyn: Whyyyyyyyyy

Viola: HELLS YEAH I'D DATE WOLF OR ANAKYN HELL YEAH

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Phil: Next... Vanellope? 

Wolf: Who?

Aristotle: *shrugs* 

Thack: Isn't she... Lux's... Secretary? 

Phil: Oh, yeah. I don't know her very well. 

Maxim: Vanellope seems very nice. Pretty quiet though. So I suppose she'd need someone very quiet and intelligent. Maybe she'd be good with Lux. 

Thack: Oh, maybe she would be good with one of the Wallace twins, age permitting. Maybe she needs someone fun to even her out! 

Wolf: I'm fun! Y'know who else is fun? PHIL! 

Phil: -_- I must distract them... THOR KISSED SOMEONE

Wolf: THOR KISSED SOMEONE

Thor: T.T why do you do this to me

Alanena: I've talked to Vanellope, she's wonderful. Maybe she'd do good with a strategic deep thinker, like Blushina. That'd be interesting! 

Vanellope: ...Um. Hm. I don't know. I haven't thought about it very much.

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Phil: Boniface Montford. 

Wolf: Don't really know him. 

Pluto: He seems to like a lot of Victors. I don't know who to ship him with.

Jovia: He's pretty nice! Maybe he could mellow out someone like Bonita! Wouldn't that be nice? 

Pluto: Maybe he'd be good with Glaucia Sestius, the 116th Victor. 

Blushina: Maybe he'd be good with Scarlett Espinosa, the 105th Victor! 

Wolf: What about Allegra? 

Scorpio: O-O-Oh! Ma-a-aybe tha-at would wo-o-o-ork! 

Boniface: *chuckles* I would take any of those. I love myself some powerful Victor ladies, of course! Who wouldn't!? 

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Phil: Honoré. 

Namibia: Oh, Honoré is a good friend of mine! She deserves only the best! Of course, that cougar Prentice certainly knows how to make her feel like a woman. Good for her, for scoring such an attractive young man! 

Demetrius: *makes a face* Excuse you, Prentice isn't really interested in your friend. Don't make me laugh. 

Namibia: Excuse me? 

Demetrius: Just saying.  

Namibia: That's not what she said. 

Demetrius: Of course it isn't -_-

Phil: Anyways, Honoré?

Namibia: She deserves the best, of course! Maybe a Victor! Or, of course, she is fitting to be a President's wife... 

Thack: You really think so?  Huh... Maybe... 

Namibia: Of course! 

Honoré: *giggles* You all have such wonderful suggestions.

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Phil: Joost Bishop. 

Anakyn: Joost is really nice. Did you know he flies drones? 

Numitor: Drones?

Phil: Yeah, it's really awesome! 

Scorpio: He-e-e's really go-o-od at pu-u-utting them to-o-o-ogether! 

Thor: Yeah, he's really smart! TELL ME! 

Scorpio: NO-O-O-O!

Wolf,Phil,Thack: *laughing* 

Anakyn: Anyways, he's super smart. With the right person, they could take over the world. 

Aristotle: WORLD DOMINATION!! Ani, would you rule the world together? 

Anakyn: *small laugh* I doubt that. 

Pluto: I like Joost. He needs someone nice. I don't know. Allegra is nice I guess. Or maybe someone quiet like Port, that wouldn't make him do lots of stuff other than seeing his drone. I dunno though. 

Joost: .... *sighs* Oh well.

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Phil: Alright... *sighs* President Blossius. 

All: .... *silent* 

Cerena: *grumbles something about how he can fuck himself. 

Anakyn: *snorts* 

Bonaventure: Um... Someone that will make him... Less crazy? 

Phil: Wanna just say Honoré and move on?

All: Yes please. 

Pilotheos: *amused* Moving on. 

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Phil: Saxon Hastings. 

Cerena: It feels too strange to ship her with anyone, to me. Then again, though, I knew her personally. 

Namibia: Same here. I was around when she was still interviewing, before the little whippersnapper Lux was old enough to even dream about being a Head Gamemaker. 

Wolf: I ship her with Phil! 

Phil: *groans* 

Thack: She and Blaine were really good friends, so maybe I'd ship them! I dunno. 

Cerena: I heard that Diesel flirted with her when he was still alive, after talking to her, but that wasn't returned. 

Blushina: She seems like a nice woman, maybe she'd she'd calm down with Anthony? This is a hard question I think considering none of us could even imagine her with someone romantically. 

All: Agreed.

Saxon: *laughs* It is weird to think about. 

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Phil: Blaine Buchanan. 

Ambrose: A real icon. Who wouldn't look up to him? 

Wolf: Yeah, he seems like a really cool dude! 

Phil: He had me on his show, Brunch with Blaine! 

Thack: Oh, me too! 

Pluto: Yeah, he's nice. He was the interviewer for my Games and had me on his talk show. He was very nice.  I like him. Maybe he'd cheer up Cerena or something.

Alanena: Oh, yeah, maybe that would work! It'd be totally nice for her to cheer up a bit! 

Anakyn: She is married, though. I do know that Piccolo looks up to him, but that's more a father/child type of thing. So... Maybe someone like... I don't know. Kendal? 

Celtic: *hisses* No. 

Anakyn: *holds hands up in surrender* Okay, I don't know then. I give up. 

Blaine: *small laugh* This is certainly... Interesting.

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Phil: Ben. 

Wolf: EM!! 

Anakyn: BEMMET! 

Thack: BEMMET!! :D 

Pluto: I don't know Ben very well but he is dating Emmet so I guess that's what makes them happy. 

Ambrose: *laughs* Bemmet is neat. They're so happy together. 

Jovia: Bemmet! 

Blushina: Well, that was easy.

Aristotle: They kept making faces at each other when the symphony was playing! 

Scorpio: A-a-awww! 

Cerena: *small smile* Bemmet. They're very happy together and it could really come in handy later on. 

Ben: *gruff smile* Yes. Although... Really, a ship name though? -_-

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Phil: Anyone have any other ship for Em? 

All: ...Nope! 

Anakyn: There's plenty of fanfiction with plenty of disturbing stuff though -_-

Phil: I've stopped reading Capitolite fanfiction. 

All: Same. 

Scorpio: Sa-a-a-ame!

Ambrose: I dunno, I couldn't resist giving a look after last night. Just out of... Ahem, curiosity. Granted, the ones about me usually involve me getting promoted, which I always like to imagine. 

Demetrius: ...Not even I do that. Or at least I'll never admit it. 

Em: #TEAM EMJAMIN #OR BEMMET #WHICHEVER

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Phil: And finally, Anna Magdalena. 

Wolf: MAGGIE! :D 

Pluto: Maggie talked to Dania a lot last night. 

Thack: Yeah! I ship them! 

Aristotle: YEAH!! DANIA AND ANNA MAGDALENA! YAY! Ah, Capitolites that have relationships with the tributes are so lucky! 

Numitor: So lucky. *small smile that soon fades into a frown*

Cerena: I think she's betrothed already. 

Namibia: An arranged marriage, but yes. 

Anakyn: *surprised* An arranged marriage?! Maggie!? To who?! 

Thor: *shaking Scorpio* Some guy named Marcius, I think. 

Anakyn: WHAT!?!? OH HELL NO FUCK NOT MAGGIE 

Numitor: ... 

Wolf: You know him!? 

Anakyn: This is bad... This is very bad. 

Phil: Maybe she'll realize that true love is worth it. 

Anakyn: Oh God. I have to talk to her. 

Wolf: Yeah, I think that we need to have a chat with her ASAP.

Anakyn: Let's go. *takes Wolf's arm and runs off quickly*

Wolf: *follows quickly*

Thack: ...Oh. 

Thor: *shaking Scorpio* TELL ME! 

Scorpio: No-o-obo-ody te-e-ell hi-i-m! 

Phil: Well, I think that's the end of this. Why do these answers always turn out being train wrecks? *sighs* Oh well.