-Pre-Chariots-
Riggs: *strolls out to the waiting corral with his stylists*
Gian: *looks up* ...Hey.
Riggs: *smirks* Hey there Doll.
Gian: Excuse me?
Riggs: It's a petname.
Gian: I'm your mentor.
Riggs: ...And? You're a year older than me, I'd say that's perfectly fine.
Gian: ...You're my tribute.
Riggs: So?
Gian: ...Oh my God.
Riggs: I can do cool shit. Like... *looks around* The horses.
Gian: What did the horses ever do to you?
Riggs: It'd be cool if I rode the horses.
Gian: It'd be a miracle if you even managed to get on.
Riggs: Oh, I'm fearless. Don't think I won't do it. I'd do it for you, Sugarplum.
Gian: I need coffee.
Riggs: C'mon, say the word. Say the word and I will show you how I can ride.
Gian: *chokes on his own spit* You really don't need to make a fool out of yourself. Especially not for my sake.
Riggs: You've got standards, that's fine. I'll be that awesome person you want! Go on! Dare me!
Gian: Please don't ride the horse.
Riggs: I will ride that horse bareback. If you want a knight that rides a horse I will do it! Go on, say the word, don't think I won't!
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